A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blake a very attractive person who has a big shlong. He will love a very sexy woman that will love him back. If you do not have a Blake in your life you need to find one.
“Hey is that Blake” said freind
Girlfriend “Yeah he’s so hot”
literally the most perfect boy ever!
girl #1: wow i really need a good bf
girl #2: you better go find you a blake, you know they’re always amazing!
Blake is a majestic man who moggs all over the wimen and gas lights them into making them piss into draws. Blake can not stop puling the wimen when he pulls out that magical celery stick and yams it whenever wherever. He is known for his continuous threesomes with his marvelous comrad fezual willy who cant keep himself together and requires assistance from Blake in almost every aspect of his life.