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goal

It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.

Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

by guitarist238 December 25, 2008

goal

Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.

Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that... Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

by Chullage September 30, 2008

goal

A state of the universe that has a non-zero desirability (in one's mind).

Billy set a goal; To get better at maths.

by Ofijo July 09, 2003

goal

exclamation to illistrate victory in a sexual conquest; roots: derived from discription of scoring a point in soccer match;

c-bass: "Hey rick what happened with rhonita last night?" rick: "Goal!"

by rf December 17, 2003

goal

when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite 🖤

"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"

by Krkič April 20, 2019

No Goal

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.

It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!

by World Domination February 25, 2005

'... is goals'

The ultimate goal, what you want to get. What to achieve in life. JM wrote about Snorlax: Snorlax eats as much food as it possibly can and then sleeps for as long as it wants. Snorlax is also one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game. Snorlax is goals.

'First came across '... is goals' as used by Vulture writer Jackson McHenry in July 13, 2016 post about Pokemon Go.

by kevmo33 July 16, 2016