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One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!
Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!
I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
Man, that Michael Heath kid smokes so much fuckin weed! What a huge stoner.
The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.
Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.
Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.
Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.
Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.
For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.
Progressive: stoner-mobbing
The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.
Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.
When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.