A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.
After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!
a corkscrew on a roller coaster; most prevalently the corkscrew on Afterburn
My favorite part of the ride is definitely ThE tWiSt! I love that; that’s my favorite part.
A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.
Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"
When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
You spit on his erect penis. Put a hand around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)
Friend 1: I think he’s cheating , what shall I do to make him stay?
Friend 2: Give him the twist and gawk I’m sure that’ll work
A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!
Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.