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a sexual position. It is when the male lays flat on his back with his erection standing straight up, while the female has her vagina on top of his erected penis and spins 360 on his erection. Then the female pops off the males erection quickly (as if she were a corkscrew top) and the male cums everywhere (like the foam coming out of the cork bottle). Ergo, this is the "corkscrewing" action is occurring.
Chuck: "Dude, me and my lady corkscrewed so fast lastnight, my dick exploded." Phil: "Aw man, I hate when that happens."
A variation of the shocker , except you cross your middle and index fingers and insert them into the vagina while inserting the pinky into the anus
my girl was tired of the old shocker so i decided she was ready for the corkscrew.
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.
guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!! Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it. Guy #1: aah!
(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister". (v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.
(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present! (v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.
Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride. To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc
"That joke was fucking corkscrew"