A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child
Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!
Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?
Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal
You will never touch my marmite bagel again
Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.