A fork of Rural Dictionary
A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top
I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.
Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.
Cream of Mushroom + Rice = Stoner Soup
Bitch with a little dick
Diamond stoner was in ma house last night
A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.
"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"
someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint
dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss