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shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 11, 2003

shit-ton

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

by NearLight October 24, 2008

shit-ton

1. A large quantity 2. A quantity beyond measure

That is a shit-ton of homework.

by |KPF|Batman March 12, 2009

shit-ton

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

by Miss Shmanny February 10, 2009

shit-ton

Here are the measurements: Ton = 1000-2000 ass-ton = 2000-4000 shit-ton = 4000-10000 fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic March 25, 2016

shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views." -Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 09, 2011

shit-ton

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.

by boshk March 09, 2005