Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

by PootSniffer March 12, 2023

Dog muncher

A man (dan) is a dog muncher. His dad also has (cut ankles)

A man (dan) has stolen a dog and is a dog muncher. (Dans dad) has cut ankles.

by Patthy May 31, 2022

Rollo muncher

One who eats balls.

Dude, tell your dog to stop bein' a damn rollo muncher.

date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.

Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.

Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny

by sagaalore January 29, 2023

Minnesota muncher

When a man shits in a girls pussy and then sucks it out of her

Last night Brad Gave me a Minnesota muncher

by Jew man afgan July 31, 2018