A fork of Rural Dictionary
When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.
A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."
To beat up on someone;
The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.
a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!
You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
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omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam