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The best NFL team in the league, based in the epic city of Atlanta. the Fans are great and female falcon fans are sexy. before 2013, they had 5 winning seasons in a row, and are poised to win a SB in the next 3 years. Led by a top 5 QB in Matt Ryan, with the #2 and #3 best WRs in the NFL in Roddy White and Julio Jones. They also have a Solid LB corps lead by Sean Weatherspoon and Paul Worrilow, and a very young Secondary with the CB duo of Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford. Most teams with the Falcons on their schedule will cry, knowing it will be an automatic loss.
Cleavland Brown fan: We got the Falcons in the DOME in 2014!? WTF NFL? Aints fan: LOL we got a ring over 30 years ago by cheating, and we still going to put it in your face trolololol. Steelers Fan: we Also have to go to the dome... FUUUUU Lions fan: oh shyt! the Falcons are undefeated outside the country and we have to get owned to them in London? WHY NFL WHY?
Best fucking football team in the league with the best QB- Michael Vick
The Falcons r the most badass team and derserve the superbowl
A bird with large talons and a historically mediocre NFL franchise that has had some success, but also the biggest choke in Super Bowl history.
Jason had a very large lead in the game he was playing and it looked like he was going to run away with it, but he choked badly, therefore he pulled off a Falcons.
Jim Mora, headcoach of the Falcons is attempting to change the definition of a football offense. Despite never having back to back winning seasons, Falcons fans are still cocky and ignorant. Michael Vick (RB) is their main weapon on offense. Occaisionally Jim Mora mixes up plays and has Vick throw the ball, but usually into the ground. NFL defenses has figured out Atlantas scrambling offense, as long as Michael Vick is their direct-snap RB, they won't make it to the playoffs
Person A: Did you hear Great bay (1-7) beat the Falcons? Person B: Yeah, shows how great their offense is.
The most overrated team in the NFL. The Saints will absolutely MURDER the Falcons this year and the Falcons will finish in last. Known for not selling out their stadium even if the team is in 1st. Charles Grant will kill Ron Mexico (a.k.a Mr. STD)
Dude #1: Yo dude, lets go see the Falcons get crushed by the Saints today! Dude #2: Yeah, there'll be enough tickets for me to invite about 20,000 friends!
The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you
Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you? Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!