A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.
Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
When you first start working at McDonalds you meet the OG kitchen crew of your time they will train you until you replace them and become a OG and so the cycle continues
Have you heard the OGs of McDonald’s kitchen crew had been scheduled for the Friday dinner rush
The hottest most sexiest person to ever exist.
Mary McDonald is the love of my life
You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.
Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.
Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!
The easiest, fastest, most efficient, predictable and calculable way of doing things. Getting the product out as soon as possible. Quantity over quality philosophy. Often by breaking the job up into smaller tasks that anyone can do. This way of doing things may also include a lot of machines. The machines do most of the work.
mcdonaldization is leading to a simpler world; one day, the machines will take over and we'll have ourselves to blame for relinquishing all control to technology all for convenience.