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tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.

Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!

by bmb1455 December 08, 2022

bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.

He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .

by I’mBoomboombaby April 08, 2022

holiday-bullshit

the feeling of impending doom, panic, and depression leading up to christmas break

I am feliz navi done with this holiday-bullshit

by anne504689 December 19, 2014

expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 09, 2014

Bullshit Ben

Ben Gibbo, from Tipton

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"

by Gingo June 02, 2024

"that bullshit"

cheap liquor such as Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best, and Boons Farm liquor.

"that bullshit"- cheap liquour, "you drankin that bullshit, we drankin that hennessy"

by Soggybottom Sumbitch July 14, 2008