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When your watching porn and your mom comes home and the computer freezes

I was panicking so bad last night.

Also as an adj. 1.) To Cause People To Trample Over One Another In A lol-manner 2.) Also known as LF's Bitch see "LF"

Panic said LF was cute, and LF smacked Panic with a fish

When your moms not home and your watching porn in incognito mode and she just came home and your computer freezes.

Oh bro last nite I panicked so hard I got in huge trouble.

A state-of-the-art killing machine. Capable of playing counter-strike 10 hours straight and evading household chores with radio commands such as (RADIO) GF Mum im owning.

That 13370 panic guy 0wn3d me in the 3y3 and fucked my mum.

short for pandemic

Yasmin:So you’re telling me Covid-19 is causing a worldwide pandemic and panic but i still gotta do math?
reem:“Pandemic and panic” panic is short for pandemic you dumbass.

Something you do at the disco.

Person 1: Hey, do you want to go to a disco?
Person 2: Why the hell would we do that?
Person 1: So we can go and panic! OBVIOUSLY.
Person 2: You're an idiot. Now close the goddamn door.
Person 1: But it's time to dance!

When a fucktard who can't spell, tries to write the word "panicking"

Dumbass Joe: "Yo bro, im realy panicing bout tmrs test?"