A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.
Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling" Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not" Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"
Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.
“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”
Person1: Your such a dunder head Person2:ouch that hurt man
When an adult human male is receiving a Fellatio from an adult human female and the females eyes roll behind her head revealing vertical reptilian pupils as she snaps her jaw onto the base of the males penis. She then begins to twirl and twist, tearing the males genitalia, simulating the alligator death roll.
I couldn't be with Gina anymore, she tried giving me that alligator head so I had to get the the hell out of there!
NANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION findings of ISLAMIC CONSULTING was in place.
See the thing is HEADING FOR THE CAPITAL is ask yourself why did GENTING GR0UP BERHARD AND SYARIKAT TAKAFUL both of KUALA LUMPUR MALAYSIA lump into the RESORTS WORLD AND MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING the whole "DOESN'T MATTER" CONSTRUCT when APPLE precisely said our new headquarters is EVEN BIGGER THAN THE PENTAGON EVER WAS qnd some MOTHER OF ALL LOADS bought BOX SEATS at the LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS and SAN JOSE SHARKS game where at the beginning of the HOCKEY MATCH some ASSH0LE NANED JESUS through a PUCK out on CENTER ICE as now now SHELDON.
The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.
I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body