A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that just doesn't exist.
If you google "brunette bombshell", google's response will be "Did you mean: blonde bombshell"?
October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.
*Slaps brunette*
brunette: “Why did you slap me?”
me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!
October 13, song a brunette day, this day is when you make out with your favourite brunette
Brunette girl: Dude why did you just snog me?
Boy: it’s snog a brunette day
Brunette girl: if that’s the case wanna snog some more? 😏
When Gingers and Blondes get revenge and kick brunettes until they surrender and promise never to kick another blonde or ginger. Kick a brunette day is November 25th
kick a brunette day is one of those days like kick a ginger day or kick a blonde day
beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.
brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.
November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
The brunettes is a group of unstoppable friends consisting of Leyla, Lily, Yasmin, and Amelia. This group has been through so much together and made so many amazing memories. They each have something to bring to the table in the group and love to do fun activities with each other like going to the creek, playing roblox, fashion shows, and so much more. They are inseparable and really quite the amazing friend group.
Stella: ew I hate those little rats and I plan on ruining their lives and splitting them apart.
The brunettes: girl calm down and stop trying to separate us because your a jealous gorilla who has nothing better to do.