A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dark-haired female. Male version is brunet. Is falsely believed to be smarter than blondes or blonds for guys. There are dumb brunettes just like there are dumb blondes and smart brunettes just like there are smart blondes. And redheads too. And greenheads and blueheads.
A person with brown hair which is a couple shades darker than a blonde and a few shades lighter than someone with black hair. It has nothing to do with intelligence, amount of fun or anything else. It's only a hair color that can be changed by dye, lemon juice or sun light... Sometimes bad koolaid.
"Well since I'm a blonde and supposedly 'Stupid' by social standards, I guess I should drip over that table and end up fighting that brunette over there because we look different. Or, I could be the only person here with a definition and not an opinion"
The bubblist sweetest people you’ll get meet the ones that blondes are jealous of.
See that brunette over there she’s hot af.
A female with brown hair. The only difference is hair colour. Any blondes that are sour about the fact that they are stereotyped as stupid or anything else about being blonde... do something about it rather than complain and girls with brown hair, if you have a problem with it, deal with it yourself.
Jordan: I hate her, she is a blonde/brunette, what a slag! Johnny: What is the problem? Its only hair!
A darker than blonde, lighter than black. Simple as that. No your not smarter, more rare blah blah blah. ITS THE FREAKING COLOUR OF YOUR HAIR. And the really classy "lady-like" thing to do would be stop putting down blonde, yeah okay? If your hot your hot, if your ugly your ugly. Hair has no real affect at the end of the day. Lets all be mature.
We're all human. Brunette, Blonde or Blue
A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.
Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity! Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde! Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde! Blonde: Guess what? Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test! Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate? Brunettes: Screw you guys!
Girls with dark hair. Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!
Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.