Country Dictionary

A term old people use for condoms

"sonny who uses rain coats?"

A coat produced from the excess skin of a scrotum, typically after enlarging of the scrotum from testicular cancer.

Cheryl, is that a scroti-coat? Luck-yyy!

When you are so inebriated that you cannot feel the cold.

Lisa: It is fucking cold
Alex: Drink up and get your booze coat on then you wont feel a thing.

After a bottle of Wild Turkey

Lisa: *strips off* lets go swimming :D

A hott chick that hangs off an elderly male's arm, a vacuous woman who uses men for money.

Nicole is so not an arm coat

Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.

The presidential candidate is an empty coat.

A really bad way to die.

As the temperature dropped, he pulled his coat tighter about himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.

The sensation of being so drunk that you can no longer feel the cold.

"Weren't you cold last night?"
"No, I was wearing my beer coat."