Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

by plumphobia March 17, 2021

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by December 01, 2024

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 14, 2018

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 02, 2020

Corn-cobbing

Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.

Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020

Corn On My Cob

When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)

Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me

by Devin92140 December 11, 2018