A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.
Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.
means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.
steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve
This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.
Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.
An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.