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Fruit

A way to measure a penis

My dick is 7 grapes long ( grapes are fruit)

by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017

Fruit

So fruit. Some fruit look like light bulbs, see strawberries look like buttplugs. and grapes look like anal beads. and a squash looks like Monster Cock. and a banana looks like a dildo, (obviously) and yeah. these wam bam toys are the best like no cap for real bruvvvie wyvvie smh my head anal fuck hesd sorry. so if someone says they like fruit, they secretly love sex toys inside them.:)

Person 1: mmm fruits are so good inside me person 2: wtf

by balogna mans March 16, 2022

Fruit

A gay guy. He's not exactly gay, but just womanly enough to be gay.

"He's not a sissy! He's a fruit!"

by laine November 23, 2003

Fruit

A flamboyant homosexual male, often recognised by his mince, garish clothing and/or flagrant love of man beef.

Dan Hogarth, you are such a fruit!

by Dan Hogarth October 16, 2009

Fruit

a strange weirdo

yo that girl vijura and her polar-bear friend are such fruits.

by Moomoomoo123 November 28, 2011

Fruit

When someone is doing or acting gay

He is a fruit Boy stop u acting Like a fruit Dre is such a fruit

by Loveyourself222 December 25, 2017

Fruit

a guy that denies pussy but makes excuses as to why he did it to make him sound straight but picky.

you know who you are you fruit

by Kielle May 27, 2010