A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Russian porn star receiving a hot load anywhere on or inside their body.
That hottie from Russia is one over-sexed Cummie Commie!
“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”
I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.
Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!
Kendra is the cummy queef queen
A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair
Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.
1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.
You are a fucking cummy muncher
The act of shitting and then masturbating on the shit as if you were squirting mustard on a hot dog.
Alternative option:
Have a female shit while she is on her period, and drip period blood on the turd. Finish it out with the cum.
Fucking Ryan got me good with a big steamy cummy dog right on my car's floorboard.