A fork of Rural Dictionary
A label used to identify someone who appreciates being creamed
Rachel: Hey Patrick! I got cream pied yesterday! Patrick: Lmao, what a Canaan
a toppest G with the biggest dick and is the muscliest guy you will ever see and is cooler than andrew tate
Canaan is the weirdest person ever. Besides that they are so loving and caring. They warm your heart. There smile makes you smile. They are so amazing and funny to be around. They might you up when you are sad. Canaan gives AMAZING advice. When you are sad they make you happy. You never want to leave their side. You pray that they will never hate you because to lose someone that amazing is so heart breaking. They love and care about you so much.
You are so weird Canaan, but thank you for making me smile.
Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy
Canaan Lamberth’s balls are touching
Canaan; a guy who has zero life, spends all day playing clash royale, and has zero girls.
I think you got the Canaan syndrome