A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's a pun. "Getting creamed" means "getting hurt" or "(a woman) having sex (with a man) (to have 'cream' in her vagina)" .
"Renee fell for a married man. She might get creamed."
the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.
Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.
Used to describe an unexpected orgasm or to describe certain antics of Robert Pattinson.
Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself' - Robert Pattinson
the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.
"dude i got so creamed last night" "what the fuck is wrong with you?"