Country Dictionary

An square man who is often auquard and has glasses and a minor stubble. He is friendly but best to keep a distance from.

K: hey we should go see Bob,
B: no... I think he's a right Carl...

the most disgusting, vile, and horrific creature you could ever see

OMG! I saw a Carl today! I was horrified!

My friend

Hi Carl

A person who loves red bull

Carl loves red bull

A Carl, is when you hotbox someone in a room, preferably in said person's room without them knowing. Usually getting them stoned out of their mind.

A: "Yo bro you down to go Carl Jose after school?"
B: "Hell yeah bro, let's Carl that brosky up!"

A person in they're late 40's and early 50's who likes offering little kids candy in they're white mini van.

When you see Carl pull up you know what time it is

Just some guy in your class with blonde hair and massive legs

Guy 1: Yo man did you hear about Carl?
Guy 2: no, who is that?
Guy: just some guy with the fattest dumptruck of an ass that's in our class.