A fork of Rural Dictionary
A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook. Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook. Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook? Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit. Student 1: oh.
He is using a Chromebook? Man he must be so uhh basic to use them,
THE FUCKING CHROMEBOOK DOSENT EVEN ALLOW YOU TO DOWNLOAD FILES WITHOUT DEVELOPER MODE
a device that i want to slam into the wall 9103 times and hammer it into a billion pieces
Ava: Ugh! These chromebooks suck! They're battery is so bad!
a laptop that should not have been invented
this chromebook is so shit worst computer i have used in my life
an overpriced piece of tech that can do nothing
my chromebook is so shit that i cannot play any game on here
A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe. Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??” additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy? Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid? Person A: Yeah……