Country Dictionary

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Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men. i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc. wine wine cooler alcohol beer booze drunk drink drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men. i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc. wine wine cooler alcohol beer booze drunk drink drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016

cooler killer

an overweight person at an outdoor summer event who sits down on and damages the cooler

You see that big woman over there - she is a cooler killer, that cooler will break if she sits on it.

by Groovysoca July 19, 2010

cooler raiding

The act of stealing beer out of coolers from peoples campsites in the middle of the night.

We went cooler raiding last night and got a bunch of beer from someone's campsite while they were sleeping.

by Leroy Virgil March 25, 2010

dutch cooler

When a 4-man bobsled team is in the middle of a run and one of the members of the team farts, trapping the odor in the sled until the end of the run.

The Jamaicans did not qualify for the finals because one of them created a dutch cooler in their last attempt.

by ernaygr September 14, 2006

cooler killer

Someone who won't let you talk about a TV show around the water cooler at work, because they have it recorded.

"Hey did you guys see the Office last night?" "Shh! don't say anything...I have it on my DVR." "What a cooler killer!"

by ccmarv October 12, 2008

Boston Cooler

A sexual act where one fill a girl's mouth with ice cubes and stands over her face, bobbing up and down thereby continuously dipping their scrotum in and out of her mouth while masturbating. This constant cold teabagging leads to a huge load being blown on her face. Bonus points if you can get steam to come out of her mouth from the cumshot hitting the ice. Afterwards her mouth will be so numb, she will not be able to speak coherently.

"um, waitress....can i have the Boston Cooler please?

by JtotheJ June 29, 2006