A fork of Rural Dictionary
This shelter in place order is too much. It’s coronavirus bullshit.
The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.
Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
Coronavirus is what ruined our 2020, also know as “boomer remover”
“There is no example” “no example for
Coronavirus”
A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.
My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.
The thing that ruined the world for a year and possible much longer.
Made in China!
A deadly sickness that is easy to recover from but hard to battle
“My mom has coronavirus but she is getting better
The coronavirus is a virus that causes people to go crazy and buy to much shit they don’t need and forces kids to do online school and not see their friends (but stay inside kids)
“the coronavirus drove the kids crazy as they wished to see their friends”