A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used when your extremely impressed by something! Said with emphasis!!
"i've just made you a sandwich"
"FOOF A' LA PHAT MUSH!"
Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”
adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.
Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.
Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”
Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.