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Joshua Gonzales

A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men... (this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)

person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name! person 2- yeah brah!

by pseudonym123jdawg June 24, 2023

Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well

you are such an evan gonzal

by Puddle_Z April 16, 2023

Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 06, 2022

christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece

Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman

by kai kamara March 08, 2022

Bryan Gonzales

i miss bryan he’s so cute

i miss bryan gonzales

by Obamaohanna December 30, 2023

carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes

"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.

by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 04, 2025

Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales

A bald ape Human being a group of people Multiple bald apes like to call Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales. He's a very lovely, caring, and good person, but he doesn't have his own rights.

Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales is a Frenzy 😈😈😈🀑😈

by Meow M November 16, 2022