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ik moet hem pro-nade keilen

this is a saying by MIRNES SUMAN AKA Liquid the barbarian when he's planning to very professionally throw a granade at another player.

damn, he's fucking me up; ik moet hem pro-nade keilen.

by ymftith October 23, 2007

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

by Savannah Sire February 18, 2019

Luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020

Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

Luke Hemmings

A australian blonde god! born 1996, lead singer of band 5 seconds of summer. got a black lip ring which is overly hot, and extremely tall.

got one of the most powerful voices but still probably the quietest in the group. he is the youngest yet tallest one in the band and has a dog named petunia.

Luke hemmings is a sex god

by hottest of the hot November 07, 2021

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)

Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!

by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 07, 2021