Country Dictionary

lil lids are eye lids that dont cover the entire eye when shut

when don nigga is sleepin you can still see some of his eye when his eye lids are closed cause he has lil lids

A bad haircut, usually male.

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb

shit spray (skid marks) on the underside of a toilet seat left by a volatile bout of the squirts

Having just blown a forceful Jet Black, Gerdy was sure he had created a lid skid.

When Steve lifted the toilet seat to take a beer leak, to his dismay, it was covered in lid skid.

Unfortunately, Arlene hadn't remembered to clean the lid skid before the company arrived.

Bin lids is cockney rhyming slang for kids.

Mother: 'Oh no, I forgot to pick my bin lids up from school again!'

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'