A fork of Rural Dictionary
Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.
OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.
The COVID pandemic has forced us to wear masks in public. But how do we recognize a butter face? We can't. A butter mask is a butter face wearing a mask. It is a very deceptive individual looking for fame behind her butter face. The rule of thumb in 2020 is to just assume everyone is a butter mask so you're not caught off guard when you take her back home and remove her mask.
Damn bro, that girl looks good but she's wearing a mask. Yeah but you gotta be careful, she may be a butter mask.
While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits! Phil: Really? Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
A face mask manufactured by My Pillow.
"I'm going for a walk, but I'm wearing My Mask ."
A person who freaks out when you are not wearing your mask. Even if you take it off for 5 seconds they will freak out and call you a murder.
mask nazi: PuT oN YoUr MaSK NoW. me: shut up mask nazi.
the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)
1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss. 2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.
Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it! Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?