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taxes

Some thing the Donald Trump doesn't pay.

Olivia: "Man can you believe Donald Trump only payed 750 dollars in taxes in 2017 an 2016."
Mark: "boy do i wish i were him"

by Fuck_Trump December 02, 2020

Taxes

What the government takes from the smart in order to support people who are too ignorant to make money on their own.

Obama: "Fuck the middle class, i'm raising taxes so can give handouts to my brothas and sistas."
Boehner: "You wont be destroying this great country on my watch!"

by kenyan democrat August 18, 2011

tax

see gordon brown

Gordon the taxman

by oracle March 13, 2004

Tax

Theft.

If I put a gun to someone's head for not giving me money I go to jail. So why is it okay for the government is throw me in jail for refusing to pay taxes?

by david smith, jr. July 04, 2009

tax

Too all those that say that Bush is a greedy bastard for cutting taxes for the rich consider this. That hated 2% of the population in the USA pays over 60% of the taxes. So stfu and get a life you tree hugging morons.

So I have to pay money to pay for an illegal immigrants welfare, thats taxes for you.

by Elitist December 28, 2003

tax

While smoking pot; to take hits when it's not one's turn

Damn dude, don't think i can't see you taxin' that shit!

by Jack Diesal January 31, 2005

taxed

To claim something, the first person to claim the object 'taxes' it.

'ooh a rubber band'
'TAXED'

by B_chin May 27, 2007