A fork of Rural Dictionary
taxman: when one person has little hygienic knowledge and or hygienic standards , usually not wiping their arsehole after having a shit leading to a chocolate gelato .
gaz:wew she’s a pua scruff tezza:what dya mean pal gaz:she’s a pua taxman and that
A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza. Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit" "Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
A term used by fisherman to describe sharks. Since when you catch a fish a shark can eat half of your catch and your left with a peice of your catch hence the name taxman.
I just caught a beautiful mahi-mahi but the taxman took half of my fish and I left with just the head. Screw the Damm taxman