A fork of Rural Dictionary
A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.
Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!
Any Eastern European who sleeps at his desk during the work day followed up with texts and non stop emails after hours
Adont is a nocturnal gypsy
action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair
Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)
The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.
Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.
A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.