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Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.
I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.
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Yung shui is legitness, Gettn’ this, cardio fitness
The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui’
No example for Feng Shui Pussy
The sexual act of pepper spraying someone in their vagina and eating them out afterwards. Also goes by the names "Hotpot", "Spicy Fish Soup", and "French Brunch".
Person A: "So, how did the date go?" Person B: "Oh you know, watched a movie, took her to dinner, then treated her to some Shui Zhu Yu afterwards." Person A: "What the fuck."
Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.
Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!
The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.
Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point. poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart