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Hobo slip n slide

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.

Dirty Mike and the boys were last seen at the hobo slip n slide on 7th.

by Mmballs October 05, 2021

hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.

Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??" Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades." Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

by Mr. Bigg Dawg May 15, 2018

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019