Country Dictionary

Fisting a woman until she gets to completion without washing your hands.

I gave your sister the old dirty pepper punch during my lunch break!

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.

Dirty Mike and the boys were last seen at the hobo slip n slide on 7th.

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.