Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Covirt spreader

Asymptomic COVID 19 patient that spreads the severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)

She was a covirt spreader. She was not aware she had COVID 19 and spread the disease to those around her.

by Old_Doctor April 10, 2020

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 15, 2024

Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.

Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!

by Average DemonCore Fucker November 30, 2022

Muck spreader

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck

'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'

by Skyefromstrandhill October 06, 2022

glute spreader

A real pain in the ass

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader

by Phudd December 12, 2023

Meme spreader

It's a person who likes a lot of memes and like to share and show to other people memes. Sometimes, they are very irritant, sending a lot of memes but remember, they are doing their work and just want to make other people happy with what make they happy. Please, don't be bad to this present of God (if it exists).

Person 1:My meme spreader is sending a lot of messages! I'm angry with that!
Person 2: Don't be angry, be happy and tolerant, it what your meme spreader want.

by Numze May 25, 2018

Demon Spreader

When you find an evil bitch and spread her legs wide open and to your surprise you are met the smell of fire and brimstone, the screams of hell, and demonic jagged vaginal teeth that bite your dick off.

I was thinking she was marriage material but thankfully before taking her to meet the family I found out she was a demon spreader. Barely saved my dick from this one!

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023