A fork of Rural Dictionary
something fortnite kids need to do
Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass
Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!
Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
something that gamer girls/ guys don't do
hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently? Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass? Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)
1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1! Person 2: Go touch grass