Country Dictionary

inbetween a "twink" and a "hunk" it can be used in any sentence

Hey Karl you are looking very Twonk today

Twinky Gronk

Luke is a retarded Twonk

A childish or foolish person

Kaitlyn why are you being such a twonk !

Portmanteau stemming from 'twink' and 'wonka,' in reference to Timothee Chalamet's casting in the upcoming Wonka prequel

'Timothee Chalamet is redefining Willy Wonka; is the year of the twonk upon us?'

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.

Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.

The past tense way of describing someone who was in a tweaking state.

"Yeah Dave was off his twonk about that fight"