A fork of Rural Dictionary
the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Benny-Oh god pls kill me
This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.
Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?
Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!