A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins 2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR
"I would tag u in a maggu" If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.
Oliver: "Hey" Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?" Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu" Riley: "Thanks.."
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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.
A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked. A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.
Two girls talking: "Take a look at that rugby player" "I know right? I would tackle that"