A fork of Rural Dictionary
If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
Boy 1: We need to talk... Girl 1: NO! *runs away*
ohh you are in big fucking trouble
worker: *shits in bosses cup* boss: we need to talk. worker: oh fuck
It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum? Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn* Jeff: Fuck. Or Becky: Baby, we need to talk. Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh* Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister? Jeff: Fuck.
the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.
Tom...... i think we need to talk
Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.
After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'
When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me. What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk Girl: *cries* Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out. *Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf* Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk. daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why? Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex? Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly