Country Dictionary

An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless

Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”

The name comes from goats anus and is thought to be good luck to those who like to be rimmed or played with. Keely is also looked at as a brown star fish in other names.

Bumring
Anus

Keely

Keely’s are normally very outgoing, extremely blonde(you can tell if they’re real blonde roots),think they’re intelligent, instead of walking they skip with joy, and typically live in a very bad place called arborg

Wow! What an artard, she must be a Keely

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

Spare teste

Most people have 2 balls, I have those 2 and a keelie