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Marlboro Lights belong to a family of cigarettes and are a sort middle ground between Marlboro Red and Marlboro Silk Cut. They come in attractive white and gold box with the name Marlboro on the front in a tall thin font. Having smoked for a number of years, I started my days as a smoker on the darker side, smoking brands such as Lambert and Butler, and Richmond (Blergh!) It was my sister who always smoked Marlboro Lights and after borrowing one from her one day, I have smoked pretty much nothing else since. The taste is smooth, and one that
I just can't seem to find in any other cigarettes, Benson and Hedges silver is a close contender. I really enjoy the lightness of these cigarettes, they're not heavy on the throat, don't leave such a horrible aftertaste and I'm convinced they don't smell as much as regular cigarettes. I know smoking is bad, but I would consider myself a light smoker, smoking 1 - 5 of these cigarettes everyday. Now that I've got used to these cigarettes, I wouldn't smoke anything else. If you already smoke regular cigarettes, it's likely you will think these are too light but if you persevere you will get used to them, and since they contain less tar and less nicotine, they could be a good cigarette to use for weening yourself of. If you don't already smoke, I certainly wouldn't advise you start. See: Cigarette-store.org They are sometimes a little pricier than some of the other brands, but you do get what you pay for. Marlboro tobacco
A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.
Kid "Hey what do you do for a living " Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know" Kid "What do you do" Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen." Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy
One of the worst tasting cigarettes you'll ever have, they are not smooth and theyre terrible. try 27's or cloves.
hey man you got a cig? yeah i got some marlboro reds. Oh god keep that shit away from me those taste terrible
act of applying lung butter to your dick in reaction to a very dry, tight vagina and/or asshole.
we need something more than spit, here baby girl(Hacking up) we need some marlboro mudding, it should do the job
Marlboro's finest blend. Flavored with various brand name alcohols including, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's, and a whole bunch more that I can't remember.
Customer: "Gimme a pack of 27s." Vendor: "Excuse me?" Customer: "Marlboro Blend No. 27s." Vendor: "Ummmm..." Customer: "The ones in the gold pack... nope, left... down... no, back up... next to the reds... YES, THERE YA GO!"
The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.
smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!