A fork of Rural Dictionary
either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune
the false king neptune was old man jenkins the planet neptune could not support life as earth could
A fucking idiot that has no friends
Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends? Neptune-what are friends the fuck?
Ariana Grande's favorite planet
Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.
a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession
"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"
When poopy splash back touches your asshole
Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.
A kind of crystal methamphetamine popular in Malden, Mass.
Hook me up with some blue Neptune? That will set you back $20.