A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.
Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.
pray for your sins, not tragedies. haven't you people ever heard of it?
A tragic event in which an apprentice kills their master in his sleep.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death... but not himself.
A diss made my Nicki Minaj targeted at Lil' Kim. She got murdered by Nicki.
Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal 'Specially when you in the game 15, 20 You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny Man, you was magic! I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic! You a tragedy, you a parody Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy These goofy bitches is stupidity personified Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side
A complete fail, a terrible series of events, a failed gathering, a lame time, a fall through of plans, or any exaggerated mishap
Grant: Dude there are 7 people at this party Austin: I don't understand man, 550 people were invited Grant: This is a tragedy
oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".
"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy" "that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"