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noodle

In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.

Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.

by Conrad Starr June 07, 2007

Noodle

a straight male who has very gay tendencies, may also be termed a metro male. Noodles can generally be found in dance teams, cross country teams and cheerleading troops.

On occasion a Noodle may become aware of his tendencies and embrace them, evolving into a gay male. The evolution to a fully fledged gay may be stopped and the Noodle may go on to become a completely straight male with no homosexual traits if the said Noodle becomes aware of his acts and want to change.

Nb. Altho a Noodle may become either a Straight or Gay male, once he does in fact make the transition to one or the other he is never able to return to being a Noodle (see LAWS OF CUPBOARDS)

John: Dude did you just see that Noodle playing Ultimate Frizz... LOL... he may as well jump out of the Closet and conform to his mind.

by Beyenne September 27, 2010

noodle

simply put > Penis.

Shit fire negro i'd dip my noodle in that.

by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003

noodle

A nickname for a good, smart and loving child (usually of your own) between the ages of 0 - 6.

Person 1: "Is that your kid? He's adorable and fairly well behaved! How old is he?

Person 2: "Thank you! He is 4. He is such a good Noodle."

by hairofthedog92 October 15, 2020

Noodles

The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.

I love noodles

by Noodleswiferin October 09, 2018

noodles

ramen noodles were made by romans since its called ramen noodles

someone: hey did you know that ramen noodles are roman

someone's friend: what

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 20, 2021

noodles

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021